I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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