This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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