Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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