and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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