do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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