Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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