I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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