its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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