She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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