just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Randomize
