Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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