I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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