i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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