Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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