i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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