He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We don't watch enough power rangers
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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