everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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