I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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