I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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