Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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