He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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