I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We need to get me chipped asap
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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