Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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