If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
