ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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