But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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