Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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