yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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