Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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