yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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