just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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