first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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