A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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