i think i have herpe
just one?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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