just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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