So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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