in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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