She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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