maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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