Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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