I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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