Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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