I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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