I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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