I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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