I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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