hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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