I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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