What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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