Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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