Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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