I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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