I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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