hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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