So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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