What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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