:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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