She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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