Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There's even glitter on my cock...
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