Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
